Stupid asswipe bitch

Me and Barb went to go shoot pool tonight. I was at one end of the joint and Barb was at the other, she was putting money in the jukebox. The two chics that stole my wallet were being asked to leave right behind her. Barb made eye contact with me and I pointed to the women behind her, she immediatly followed them. I walked across the room rapidly to see what was happening. I turned the corner to the hallway just in tme to see one of the girls punch Barb in the face completely unprovoked. This irritated me. That is an intentional understatement. I forked my index and middle fingers under her chin and yanked upwards pulling her off her feet ( she was in the middle of a third punch to Barbs face ). I got the unimaginable pleasure out of watching her cranium bounce off the cement.
That isn't evolved of me? I should be better than that? Too bad. Nobody fucks with my family. Ever. Period.
I grabbed the house phone and started calling the police, the two "women" (and I use the term loosely) were getting in their car. Barb darts out and runs across the parking lot to get their license plate number, she gets to the back of the car while I'm talking to the cops. I notice she has chased after the car as she gets to the back of the car. This gang-banger cunt gets out of the car and runs towards Barb and nails her two more times in the face before I get to the car. I chase her. She makes it back into the car before I get there. This is very lucky for her. That isn't evolved of me? I should be better than that? Too bad. Nobody fucks with my family. Ever. Period.
The only witness to this whole ordeal is a Somali dude who speaks very little english. Turns out the cop that comes out is the only Arabic speaking police officer in the Phoenix-metro area. He immediatly puts the Somali dude at ease and gets a statement from him.
I will absolutely prosicute this bitch when they find her.