Being a meathead with KB's
OK, this was kind of fun, I hate to admit it but it was.
I have always tried to maintain some sort of zen beahvior what the crazy bird lady next door. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't, however I never intentionally try to do anything meatheadedly.
But crazy ladies new husband ( who is all of 125 lbs and maybe 25 years old ) has his friends drive by the house and stare at Barb, she never backs down, 'cuz she is a tough chick. 10 years in an abusive oppressive marriage will do that to a person.
Well whenever I walk out to see the people they drive off in a hurry, pussies, trying to intimidate a woman.
Lately crazy ladies husband has taken to sitting out in the front yard at a table and stares at Barb, not me of course.
I don't care, Barb is not intimidated, and for all I care he could run around naked chanting in his front yard.
If they ever tried to come in my house, my ferociously loyall lab/pitbull mix would take care of them and I would shoot the remains. So they don't intimidate me at all.
Well today his nuts finally dropped, and he decided it was time to start staring me down as I went to and from the house in my daily activities.
Again for most of the morning I though " Who cares, I am not going to let his idiocy control my behavior."
Then I thought ya' know maybe I should educate this poor dude in the kindest manner possible.
So I walked in my house brought out my big KB ( the Bulldog ) and did my extra workout next to his fence.
2 hand front flips 2 or 3 sets of 5 or 6 I wasn't counting
1 hand front flips 3 or 4 each side
snatch 3 times each side
a couple of clean and jerks each side.
rested between each set, no rush wasn't trying to get winded.
pretty sure I have never done flips with the bulldog so these are PR's.
I rested leaning on his fence between sets, he didn't move from the table the whole time.
When I had done my last set I slammed the KB down turned and stared at him, not angrily, just like, Dude your in over your head.
I genuinely felt sorry for the guy, you could almost see his nuts recede as I looked at him.
He got up and gingerly pushed his chair in and walked in the house, they never use the front door, so he had to walk within 3 or 4 feet of me to go in the gate.
He almost trembled the whole way in.
Pissing contests are really meatheaded and I try to stay out of them for sure, but it was funny.
I have always tried to maintain some sort of zen beahvior what the crazy bird lady next door. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't, however I never intentionally try to do anything meatheadedly.
But crazy ladies new husband ( who is all of 125 lbs and maybe 25 years old ) has his friends drive by the house and stare at Barb, she never backs down, 'cuz she is a tough chick. 10 years in an abusive oppressive marriage will do that to a person.
Well whenever I walk out to see the people they drive off in a hurry, pussies, trying to intimidate a woman.
Lately crazy ladies husband has taken to sitting out in the front yard at a table and stares at Barb, not me of course.
I don't care, Barb is not intimidated, and for all I care he could run around naked chanting in his front yard.
If they ever tried to come in my house, my ferociously loyall lab/pitbull mix would take care of them and I would shoot the remains. So they don't intimidate me at all.
Well today his nuts finally dropped, and he decided it was time to start staring me down as I went to and from the house in my daily activities.
Again for most of the morning I though " Who cares, I am not going to let his idiocy control my behavior."
Then I thought ya' know maybe I should educate this poor dude in the kindest manner possible.
So I walked in my house brought out my big KB ( the Bulldog ) and did my extra workout next to his fence.
2 hand front flips 2 or 3 sets of 5 or 6 I wasn't counting
1 hand front flips 3 or 4 each side
snatch 3 times each side
a couple of clean and jerks each side.
rested between each set, no rush wasn't trying to get winded.
pretty sure I have never done flips with the bulldog so these are PR's.
I rested leaning on his fence between sets, he didn't move from the table the whole time.
When I had done my last set I slammed the KB down turned and stared at him, not angrily, just like, Dude your in over your head.
I genuinely felt sorry for the guy, you could almost see his nuts recede as I looked at him.
He got up and gingerly pushed his chair in and walked in the house, they never use the front door, so he had to walk within 3 or 4 feet of me to go in the gate.
He almost trembled the whole way in.
Pissing contests are really meatheaded and I try to stay out of them for sure, but it was funny.
posted by Royce at 3:14 PM
3 Comments:
It's amazing how motivated we get when we know someone is watching!
Ain't that the truth!!
great job! Nice PR's too. Can't say I've even ever tried those flips with the bulldog!
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